FOR MEN ONLY

FOR WOMAN ONLY
Men, women like it when you give them money. The more the merrier. Women, men like it when you give them sex. The more the merrier.
Men, women are always right. Try not to forget that. Women, men are always wrong, but they often forget  Remind them often.
Men, never tell a woman she looks fat when she asks you.. Because you will never have sex again. Women, never believe a man when he says you don’t look fat. He just wants sex.
Men, women like it when you listen to them intently. Just stare and nod if you must. Women, men often just stare and nod when your talking. Ask questions to see if they are paying attention. Deny sex if they are not.
Men, never ever deny a woman what she wants. Women, try to deny men as often as you can. This helps motivate them to try harder.
Men, tell women they are beautiful as often as you can. This prepares them for sex. Women, when a man tells you that you are beautiful, ask him for a new outfit. You know he is wanting sex….get him while he’s hot!!
Men, women are equal and can do everything you can do and better except pay. Never forget that when the bill comes. Women, even though you can afford to pay….never ever do. Men enjoy complaining about women wanting their money. Don’t shatter their belief system..
Men, women like to eat out at fancy candle lit dinners with romance. Take them out often. Women, show men your new lingerie but don’t try it on for them. Tell them its their dessert after dinner at your favorite restaurant..
Men, women get turned on when you clean the house. Clean often! Women, get your man sexy underwear and ask him to clean. Someone spread a rumor it turns us on….the sexy underwear is just a confirmation in his own mind that it’s true. He will clean like crazy thinking he ismaking you crazy. Try to get this on videotape. It will be funny.
Men, women need to know they come first. Women, men always come last. Try to remind them often. Remember they forget?
Men, women want and need you to say you love them…..a lot. Say it every time you pass them or look at them, before sex, during sex, and after sex, and always when you speak to them on the phone, or when you write them a card or note. Say it like you mean it! Women, when a man tells you he loves you, don’t believe him. He just wants sex.
Men, women really like all your money not just some. Give generously. We call this foreplay. Women, men like foreplay after they pay for anything…e.g., food, movie, clothes, gas, taking out trash…etc.etc.
Men, women like it when you rub their feet. Their feet are erogenous zones. Women, someone spread a rumor to men about feet being erogenous zones. Now you can have foot rubs on demand. You can thank me by sending a check to my favorite charity. .
Men, women like to cook for you in a new outfit. Always show up with something beautiful for her to cook in. Women, men like you to look good all the time, especially when you cook for them. I have added a clothing line to accessorize my recipe book.
Men, women love it when you donate to Margo Kelly charities. It makes them very hot for you. Women, when men give you money or donate to  Margo Kelly charities. ….give them what they want. If they gave nothing…give nothing. They will soon learn the art of giving and you can feel personally responsible for making our world a little bit better. Give till it hurts.