NEWS FLASH: Margo escapes!
On February 1, 2003, Margo Kelly, the World Famous Advice Columnist and Unknown Famous Movie Star, Comedian, Screenwriter, Artist, Jewish Minister, Healer, Life Coach and Adviser to the Stars, Animal Whisperer, Founder of 14 Radicals, Software entrepreneur and currently an unemployed insurance agent was discovered missing from Shady Rest High Security Mental Health Care Facility.
Authorities have discovered several clues which they hope will lead to her safe return. She is not dangerous just nuts. Her almost as famous identical twin sister and Teen Idol Pop Star, Margonna, has volunteered to help in Margo’s capture and lock her back up.
Please help by donating to fund her safe return to Shady Rest.