You may have heard that in early 2003 Margo managed to escape from prison. It made frontpage national news Margo busted out of prison – Yeah!!! She stole the guards Twinkies for her long journey. Unfortunately her freedom was short lived. The authorities cleverly followed her trail of  discarded Twinkies wrappers which lead them to her unconscious body with Twinkies creme splattered all over her face. She was in a self induced sugar coma and when she awoke she was back in prison.  To make matters worse, she was fined $5000.00 for littering when she was on the lam.

She is now being mistreated by the guards. Due to her celebrity status, she is being coerced into performing ungodly acts as evidenced below. She’s going to need you to be more generous with your money and Twinkies. Please send money AND Twinkies now!