I would like to thank all of my fans for their support throughout the last year and a half without whom I would have never gotten the fame I deserved. I will remember everyone… even those who I can no longer associate myself with now that I am a celebrity. Our time was sweet, but all good things must come to an end. For my new friends. WELCOME.  psst….my old friends didn’t donate enough so I got rid of them. HINT HINT. I am happy to bring to YOU a smile, chuckle or a laugh for an enormous donation to my  favorite charity!!! Thanks to your generosity which you are about to give…..I will use your donation and my great fame to help 14 Radicals achieve their vision…. Plus….buy myself something nice to wear. AND I WILL HAVE YOU TO THANK!!!!

PS..I appreciate all of my fans asking for autographs. It reminds me of just how great I am. Thank you.  But more importantly…..it reminds me of how little I have received in the way of donations….and that makes me feel very sad. Please don’t make me have to beg. I couldn’t think of it.  I just won’t do that. If you can’t find it in your heart to see how much work and effort I have put forth to help your kids and mine and the communities at large and all the good that will come from all our efforts.. and if you are just going to laugh and smile but leave without giving. Well, not even that will make me beg. I tell you, begging is out of the question. I am just not going to stoop to such measures. I mean….all my years and effort are going to result in people not giving….then so be it. I will just accept it graciously. I will not threaten or plead or make you feel guilty.

PSS….Everyone is being tracked on this website and we know where you live. Perhaps a visit is in order….by BRUNO the prison dog and some of my other bitches.